Montana in August

Here's a few thoughts about the recent trip Amanda and I took to Montana:

Bozeman is the cleanest city on Earth. I walked an entire block without seeing a single piece of trash on the sidewalk. Not even a cigarette butt.

In addition to not smoking, no one in Bozeman is overweight. So if you are even the least bit out of shape, get the hell out of Bozeman!

Every third car in Bozeman is a Subaru.

Some of the best beer in the entire world is brewed in Montana. It goes down very well with buffalo burgers.

Montana trout eat tiny, tiny little flies. Don't sneeze when tying one on your tiny, tiny little leader or it's gone for good.

I have tarpon flies that are bigger than some of the trout I caught in Montana.

Those tiny, high mountain trout are the most beautiful fish that swim, and are worth all the pains in the ass that it takes to catch them.

The trout streams of Montana are also some of the most beautiful places on the planet, but that water is freaking cold! They should do something about this.